So the conversation went a little like this:
Me: “Chris, give me two million quid.”
Chris: “Only if you give me four.”
Unfortunately, I only have 30p on me, but Jon and Sii managed to put together a loan of £4 for me. I’m ready to do the exchange – £4 for £2 million, but for some reason Chris seems hesitant…
Anyway, it’s official that Chris owes me £2,000,000, and I have Sii and Jon as witnesses.
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