If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a man who invests all your money called a broker?

When cheese gets it picture taken, what does it say?

What hair colour do they put on the drivers licence of bald men?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but the person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

and finally

If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?

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