I’ve only been at Netbasic for a couple of weeks and already I’ve found myself being ordered to strip down to my shorts and vest. I’ve checked my job description more than once and I still can’t find any requirement to don ridiculously skimpy clothes – but it seems I have little choice.

Fresh back from the skiing trip and obviously in the mood for a bit more exercise, everybody here (well, almost everybody) has signed up to do their bit for charity by taking part in this year’s BBC Sport Relief Mile.

Swapping the jaw-dropping Alpine scenery for the equally jaw-dropping Pompey landscape, we’ll be pounding the pavements on March 16th to try and raise a few pennies for those less fortunate.

Too many doughnuts, crippled bodies and a pure inability to run mean we won’t all be tackling the six-mile course, so Netbasic will be represented in the one-mile and three-mile events too.

If you fancy a laugh, come on down to Portsmouth’s Mountbatten Centre on March 16th, or why not sponsor the Netbasic team by checking out our very own Sport Relief webpage?

It’s all for a fantastic cause and, being the uber generous chap that he is, boss Luke has promised that the Netbasic coffers will double whatever we raise.

So, if you can, sponsor us a quid or two and make a real difference to somebody’s life. If not, come along and watch anyway; it’s sure to be a sight to remember…

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